These episodes had left his penis bloated and misshapen.
Going a few rounds with a Napoleon will teach you that, despite the bad buzz, small penises are actually fine.
They asked me where my sister was, and I pointed outside.
She later wore a smaller, sequinned number to the Vanity Fair after-party, showing off her flawless figure and killer legs in the mini dress.
Well, I did, but it went right into his eyes.
The doctors did not take final measurements of the penis, although Dr Carrion told MailOnline the result was 'generous'.
Oh my god, did that mole just move?! Rafael Carrion, urologist at the University of South Florida 'It's slightly longer and slightly thicker than the average male, but now it looks symmetrical, and the patient was very satisfied,' he said.
He mentioned the feud during an appearance on The Late Late Show this week, admitting women had started sending him pictures of their cleavage to show their support for Susan.